Boob products?! Yes, this is an article about fun boob gadgets and products. If you are too young or too prudish to handle this, go and read something else.
Love boobs? I certainly do. Love them. Love them. Love them.
If I could, I would spend all of my days lounging around under a palm tree, eating fried chicken breasts and playing with boobs.
Sadly, life is not like that. It's hard for a man to spend his whole day surrounded by boobs... since by boobs, I don't mean the idiots I work and live with.
So, to make life more enjoyable for my fellow men, I came up with the brilliant idea of finding the way that a man could play with breasts all day long and still get stuff done.
So here are my picks for the 10 Fun Ways to Play with Boobs:
Merchant for these Booby Slippers says:
"These Boob Slippers are the perfect gift for someone who needs pampering, even yourself! Made from 100% polyester they are very comfortable and definitely the softest boobs I have ever felt! Slip your sore tired feet into these warm comfy slippers and relax." (Buy Boob Product)
Merchant for the Boob Shaped Remote Control product:
"With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, "57 channels & nothing on!" Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You'll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made." (Buy Boob Product via Sluch and CoolestGadgets
Merchant for this ChestRest Mouse Pad product says:
"Studies have shown that proper use of ergonomics in the work place can significantly reduce the risk of bodily injury, including carpal tunnel. Currently, carpal tunnel accounts for 50% of work-related injury and a significant portion can be attributed to repetitive motion disorder caused by frequent mouse use. Wrist injury can be prevented or reduced by utilizing a properly designed ergonomic mouse pad. [With the chest rest,] wrist is supported by the valley in between the two gelatin mounds. (Buy Boob Product via Amused)
I don't know what the merchant is saying since I can't read Japanese. But according to Gizmodo:
"Now not only can you have a Busty Mousepad, you can have a busty mouse to go along with it. The mouse has two buttons and a scrollwheel—which part of a woman's anatomy is that—and costs only $4.99 (1000 Yen). Though, the breasts look more like eyeballs than breasts, so it's not that erotic. (See Boob Product)
Merchant for this Boob Shaped Egg Fryer product says:
The boob egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that special breakfast!! How about serving up a boobie burger or a pair of pert pancake boobs...Erotic and eggciting!" (Buy Boob Product)
WARNING: THE NEXT PAGE OF BOOB PRODUCTS ARE A BIT MORE REALISTIC SO MAY BE R-RATED (BUT NOT NSFW?)
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so is that mouse a "tit
Submitted on April 5th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)so is that mouse a "tit mouse" sorry bad pun
Wrists?
Submitted on April 5th, 2007 by adminReally?
i really like that boob
Submitted on April 6th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)i really like that boob mouse pad.
What about the women?
Submitted on August 29th, 2007 by Gloria CamposWhat about the women? Is there a hairy chest pillow, a firm butt chair....?
you forgot the boobie ice
Submitted on April 6th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)you forgot the boobie ice cube trays!
Nice
Submitted on April 7th, 2007 by Raluca (not verified)Really nice. I have some boobie gadgets on my blog but here are more :)
Way too funny
Submitted on April 15th, 2007 by Siberlee (not verified)LOL and I thought I had an obsession with boobs!
Is there a link for boobie
Submitted on April 17th, 2007 by MichelleIs there a link for boobie ice?
boobs...
Submitted on May 19th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)i have to admit i love boobs....but the real ones..
(No subject)
Submitted on May 24th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)feel mine
Submitted on September 14th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)You can feel mine. I wish someone would
LOL
Submitted on September 18th, 2007 by adrianx (not verified)LOL
Boobie Mousepads!@
Submitted on October 4th, 2007 by Mike (not verified)Here are their American "counterparts" http://myspace.com/boobiemousepads !
The History of Boobs
Submitted on October 5th, 2007 by ScottR (not verified)I enjoyed this piece a lot! I am a big fan of boobs, but feel no self-respecting boob lover should go through life without knowing the history of boobs. Hence, I have posted an extensive history on my site here: http://www.dribbleglass.com/boobs
a bit rude but ok boobs are
Submitted on October 6th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)a bit rude but ok boobs are so not fun there just what woman eat for breakfast
i loved the shower
Submitted on October 26th, 2007 by Blogs' Magic (not verified)i loved the shower one..!!
this rox :-)
Submitted on November 24th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)this rox
:-)
Where's the tit mouse for the big hands?
Submitted on November 25th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)How do you get any work done with those mouse pads?
The shower
Submitted on November 27th, 2007 by Kin (not verified)The shower dispenser.
Ha.
HA.
big boobs, spinners, and gargoyles
Submitted on December 18th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)You know it's the next big thing.
booby pictures
Submitted on March 7th, 2008 by AnonymousDear why waste time with Pllows try something harder.........................
boob
Submitted on April 15th, 2008 by Anonymousboobs are sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
N.I.C.E
Submitted on April 21st, 2008 by AnonymousN.I.C.E
blabla
Submitted on May 4th, 2008 by Anonymousexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
a tit mouse is a type of
Submitted on May 10th, 2008 by Anonymousa tit mouse is a type of bird... stupid
If you have a obsession with
Submitted on May 11th, 2008 by AnonymousIf you have a obsession with boobs like me, play the game Erica 1, a women lifts up her shirt, SEXY!
seal
Submitted on May 19th, 2008 by Anonymousawsumm....................................
Very interesting!
Submitted on May 20th, 2008 by AnonymousHello, I enjoyed this article... I am a webmaster of boobs site and I would like to list your article here:
http://www.boobspalace.com/stories_and_articles.html
boobs
Submitted on May 23rd, 2008 by Anonymouswhere is the real boobs ?
sexy
Submitted on May 23rd, 2008 by Anonymousso i need boobs
hot
Submitted on May 24th, 2008 by AnonymousTOUCH ME? SO I KAN GET MY SATISFACTION
It's a woman's world :-)
Submitted on May 24th, 2008 by Persian_GulfWho says it's a man's world? it's a woman's world because these are Boobs which are ruling the world not the ..... (heehee ;-)
hairy chest...pillow
Submitted on July 11th, 2008 by Anonymousmmm, hey gloria now thats an idea,mikegranados62@hotmail
HOT... SEXY...BOOBS...
Submitted on July 14th, 2008 by AnonymousTO BE HONEST I LOVE BOOBS.
SO....... TOUCH MY BOOBS!!!
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD!!!
ANYWAYS I LIKE THE MOUSE PADS!!!
L LOVE MY HOT SEEEEEXXXXXXYYYYY BIG FAT JUICY BOOBS!!!
be carefull what u wish for!
Submitted on July 15th, 2008 by Anonymousthere is a lot of people out there that would be pleased to accomadate you ray
What about the women?
Submitted on July 30th, 2008 by AnonymousTo be fair, they should make a mouse pad with a wrist-rest shaped like a man's ass.
yea me too
Submitted on August 11th, 2008 by Anonymousyea me too
What about the women?
Submitted on August 11th, 2008 by Anonymousu gals have boobs. and lots of times are selfish and wont share !!
can I?
Submitted on August 11th, 2008 by Anonymouscan I?
salud
Submitted on August 14th, 2008 by Anonymoussend me a photo of yours boob
sexy photo......
Submitted on August 14th, 2008 by Anonymoussend me a picture of your sexy boobs.
just boobs.
boobs
Submitted on August 15th, 2008 by Anonymouscan i feel your boobs please!!!!!!!!
can this be wat i want?
Submitted on August 16th, 2008 by AnonymousOMG wat an awsum site!!! i love the boob remote!!!!im gonna get one but wat wud be better wud be to actually feel real ones!!!
boobs
Submitted on August 21st, 2008 by Anonymousboobs are aven
boobs
Submitted on August 23rd, 2008 by Anonymousthey are sexy!!!
gay
Submitted on August 24th, 2008 by Anonymousthis is gay
stupid
Submitted on August 30th, 2008 by Anonymousthis is dumb
female playthings
Submitted on September 1st, 2008 by AnonymousIn Hollywood years ago, I attended a party thrown by a new photo lab. In the back room, they had an aluminum keg of beer with a block of dry ice sitting atop it. Two girls, perhaps a little bored, carved a mold into the block of frozen CO2, placed a cocktail toothpick in it and filled it with beer. Someone then announced triumphantly to all of us present, “Hey, they are making “cock-sickles” in the back room!”
fuck
Submitted on September 13th, 2008 by Anonymousfuck on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boob
Submitted on September 14th, 2008 by Anonymousanyone like tits? not a big fan of boobs but i sure enjoy tits
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