Hi Folks:
Cute Teddy BearI've been gone a little while but I hope you haven't forgotten about me. Life was a bit busy for me these past few months but I will tell you my sob story soon enough in future brilliant articles about me and my life.
In the meantime, this is my choice for the Slightly Twisted product of the week.
If you remember, these are the products that leave me speechless, and I am looking to you to give me good ideas for an appropriate caption or something else witty to say about my little discovery.
ButtHole Bear
So my pick of the week is the Butthole Bear. Yes, its a adorable looking teddy bear with a special feature...a butthole. The intended use is to poke your finger into the butthole of the bear to hear a variety of fart noises, rings of the doorbell and other choice comments to amuse you and your friends.
Coice phrases include:
"Are your playing with me?"
"Let's play a special game - Stinkfinger"
"Hey, that's the spot"
"Ok, I am ready to cuddle" and
"You're such a pervert."
The bears come in a choice of creamy white or dark sh*tty brown. You can find this wacky product at TwistedToy.com .
So ladies and gentlemen, will you please help out and come up with some thoughtful and incisive comment to make me laugh?
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What's there to say, you're
Submitted on March 25th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)What's there to say, you're a butthole and you found another butthole to be your friend.
Hole in One
Submitted on March 25th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)Just a finger?
He just looks
Submitted on March 25th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)embear-assed.
Bears don't have closets
Submitted on March 25th, 2007 by Anonymous Dan Haggerty (not verified)But they can come out of the den. This is just another side of Gentle Ben-Gay.
The black bear in custody for sexual assault
Submitted on March 25th, 2007 by Anonymous G. Adams (not verified)is claiming he thought he was invited and had permission to get off/on the Polar Express.
Butt-hole bear
Submitted on March 29th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)Thanks, butt no. I've got enough butt-holes in my life.
Care Bear Stare
Submitted on April 3rd, 2007 by Snowman (not verified)Who knew you could do the stare with the brown eye.
Butthole Bear
Submitted on January 19th, 2008 by Jake (not verified)So the butthole bear...well if you think this bear has a nice butthole, you should check out my butthole. This butthole from me BEAR is the juiciest bunghole anyone has ever inserted a finger in. And when you pull it out...u dont hear any noise...you just get my bear shit on your finger
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