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I told Sleepy I'd kill him if I ever caught him in bed with Snow White again.

The Prince

Beware killer garden gnome on the loose.

whose friends tried to make him as straight as an arrow. (It didn't work.)

[Sorry for the "gay" reference!]

Hey Valentine Fairy...I thought the arrow was supposed to go through the heart?

Gnome, Alaska.

Don't feel sorry for him--he had previously spearheaded some elves and stolen several bags of toys from the Workshop. He was also very disrespectful toward Mrs. Claus, repeatedly calling her a "Ho", and showed no remorse.

Some of the mischievous teen gnomes wanted to make the garden look scarier for Halloween. The Gnome they shot in the head doesn't mind since he doesn't have a brain or feelings--no harm done.

However, the pumpkin patch is a mess, the Jack-O-Lanterns are pissed, and Pumpkin-arrow-Head is furious.....RUN!!!!!

The Deputy Gnome was on Pa Troll and tried to lie to his lover, Sheriff Killiam Tell--who shot in a jealous rage before asking questions. The Troll, in turn, shot the Sheriff, but clearly did not shoot the Deputy.

I shot the midget but did not shoot the deputy.

Cupid has been known to occasionally suffer from a love-head syndrome for Gnomes. He also seems to miscontrue "shock therapy" for something to leave behind for others to experience.

that's why his mother made him wear a diaper all his life.

What's going on is gnome's business but his own.

I have this killer headache and I don't know why.

Steve Marting wears the arrow all wrong. This is the way you wear an arrow.

For some reason this reminds me of the ToeJam Jelly Dispenser.

Bottle Sling - Invention Gallery .

for some reason--such as arrows are kept in a bag? strapped around one's neck/shoulder--this reminds me of a bottlesling.

The little gnome did it--the arrow's direction through the head reveals that the culprit was shorter than the victim.

With all the crazy/loco/insane/psychopathic bachelorettes, someone was bound to get killed before the next episode.

In fact, some are AIRrowHEADS.