Last week, I put up a post on a product I thought was slightly twisted. The comments for my little suicide bear were great, so I decided to sit around and have you entertain me again.
So here's another product that both amuses and bemuses me.
What do you think of it? Would you buy this and for whom? I think I need a great caption or perhaps the back-end story of this product. So help me out and give me your thoughts in the comments below. (product here)
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I'd probably send the
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)I'd probably send the package when I am pissed off at someone, and tell him "Your Ass is Mine".
I'll start.This is not your
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Amused and BemusedI'll start.
This is not your ordinary can of whoop-ass.
I think you have this whole
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)I think you have this whole thing ass backwards.
New!
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Hershey's White Chocolate Kiss My A$$
Caption
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Beth (not verified)"I've got a real case of the ass about this."
Recipient
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Beth (not verified)I'd buy this for my ex-husband--a real ass who always has a case of the ass about something or another.
Gives new meanings to what a
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by MichelleGives new meanings to what a crass @$$-hole!
Tired of Toffee and Hard-To-Chew Taffy?
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Try this delightful new Caramale. Chocolate-covered also available.
Not So Fond of Her Anymore?
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Send her your fond due in a box.
I'd send it to my old
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)I'd send it to my old boyfriend.
Here, you always like looking at other people's asses, stare at this one.
He really did give new meaning to the word TURD
This is certainly a Must DOO
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)This is certainly a Must DOO
That's a new line of
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Gummi Bares (GOURmet style)
Tired of Hearing Her Whine That She's On a Diet
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)and can't eat candy or Cracker Jacks? Just give her Jack's Crack in a box.
Gummi Bares
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)sorry--was supposed to be GOREmet style
If Dum Dum Lollipops Are Too Good For Her,
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Give her a Bum Bum Lollipop.
As Unique As The Sender
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)There are potentially 6.5 Billion ASS-sorted varieties worldwide!
Jack-Ass in the Box
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by AlexisJack-Ass in the Box
Anonymous "Must DOO"
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Wouldn't that be "Must DOO DOO"?
Send to a "cheater" with a note:
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)"When you're done sucking on that Jolly Rancher, try licking this unhappy dude."
Making Sense Of Forest, Forest Gump
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Life IS like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get until you open one.
(And we thought he was the ass.)
That must be the new Charleston Chews I heard about....
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)the ones with nuts (and other "novelties") are called Charlesbun Chews.
Thanks for the memories, you
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)Thanks for the memories, you BUTT HEAD
Those are the new Get Even-gelical Fundraisers:
Submitted on October 8th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)"Moon" Pies made out of Billy Graham crackers.
The Gift Of Reciprocity
Submitted on October 9th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)These are m-ass produced pop-sickles without sticks. Recipient removes stick from her own ass in order to stick it in this one, thereby elevating her man.
Caption....
Submitted on October 15th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)I'd send it to someone I am very mad at.
The personalized note: "You're such an asshole"
It is really for
Submitted on October 28th, 2006 by Anonymous (not verified)practicing before using your home rectal inspection kit.
Ido not buy that because i
Submitted on March 21st, 2007 by kingkong (not verified)Ido not buy that because i think i would find a pice of SHET rather than a sexy ass.
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