Underwear That's Fun to Wear

Posted January 16th, 2007 by Amused and Bemused

Every morning, I put on my boxers and feel like a robot going through the motions of life. Wake up, go shower, put on boxers, comb my hair and eat some cereal and go to the slave mill.

I would like my life to be a bit more colorful, filled with a bit more variety and excitement.

One of the ways I thought we could all spice up our lives would be to make the daily routine of wearing underwear more of an event. You know, having to choose between several underwear options that are a bit different. Also, I wouldn't mind if I looked over at my lady and she had on something other than her cotton bikini briefs in white, gray or black. Yawn!

So to bring back a sense of excitement to your life for those looking for a bit of lingerie thrills, I have collected together underwear that is a bit more than ordinary. Here is Underwear that is Fun to Wear:

When You Want To Be Moaning Instead:

Remote Controlled Vibrating Panty

Merchant says '"Like a wild exotic animal, untamed and uncontrollable, these powerful remote control vibrating thong panties will send you on the hunt!"
(underwear here)

When You Want To Give Your Nuts Some Air:

Sac Free Underwear

Merchant says "Briefly: A new dimension of comfort and liberty for your balls. In former times there were boxer shorts or slips. Today there is sacfree®, the first boxerslip of the world...Sacfree® will bring a pleasant feeling of liberty. (Underwear here)

When You Want Your Package To Be Tracked and Followed:

Forget Me Not GPS Panties

These "forget-me-not panties™ have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology. Merchant says:

"Ever worry about your wife cheating?
Want to know where your daughter is late at night?
Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?"

This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it's there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most." (Underwear here and more to the story here)

When You Want to Fart Up a Storm Without Dying from the Fumes:

Underease Flatulence Filtering Underwear

Merchant says "Under-Ease is underwear for protection against bad human gas (malodorous flatus) and is made from a soft air-tight fabric (polyurethane-coated nylon). To maintain the air-tightness, elastic is sewn into the material around the waist and both legs.

A triangular "exit hole" for the flatus to be expelled is cut from the back of the air-tight underwear, near the bottom. This "exit hole" is covered with a "pocket" made of ordinary porous fabric sewn over the "exit hole". This unique design forces all expelled gas (flatus) out through the "pocket".

Inside the "pocket" is a high-functioning, replaceable filter - the core of the technology. ... In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon. (Underwear here)

When You Want Your Underwear To Do The Talking:

Stick Your Sign on Velcro Thong

Merchant says" This black Velcro thong is definitely a fun, new twist on underwear! It is perfect for creating your own messages but just be careful who you show them to! Each thong comes with a pack of 40 consonants, 16 vowels and a selection of punctuation marks. More than enough letters to let them know, "Not tonight" or keep them guessing, "Maybe later!". The ideal ‘little something’ for your loved one. (underwear here)

When You Want to Want to Go Around Bare-Assed But Not Naked:

Backless Panty Brief

Merchant says "Backless Lingerie helps you show your assets, NOT your underwear - with comfort and style." (Underwear here )

When You Want To Be Watched Constantly:

Wireless Digital Sports TV Bra

There is no "merchant" for these but if I ruled the world, I would definitely have someone sell these. I mean, come on, I get to watch my favorite programs showcased by my favorite things in the world, next to pizza. What man would not like these? (Underwear here)

When You Don't Want Your Woody to Fly But Not Your B@lls:

Ball Bra

Merchant does not say much, but they should say "Now, you can instantly lift your spirits by lifting your b@lls in a tender caress of soft cotton. With your b@lls snuggled tightly to you, you are sure to get an immediate boost to your confidence too. No more feeling low!" (Underwear here)

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Chantelle - the Sexiest Lingerie

Submitted on January 17th, 2007 by victoria7

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'Fun to Wear' Underwear at UndiesDrawer.com

Submitted on January 18th, 2007 by kyunderwear

Thanks for bringing these to our attention.

At UndiesDrawer.com we'd already run something on the Sacfree® and ballbra underwear. The Under-Ease and the Man Mitt were news to us.

I love the assless panties

Submitted on January 18th, 2007 by mr perfect (not verified)

I love the assless panties come in "white purity". lolz

Delicates

Submitted on January 20th, 2007 by Anonymous Regis Tershunner (not verified)

( l) When You Want to be Moaning/Remote Controlled Vibrating Panty
MENS FRUSTRATING PANTY:
-You'll be moaning all right--the tiger print is camouflage, dude (RUN!)
-If she approaches you, use the electronic zapper for 3-5 days
(Some men get so grossed out that they will go on the lam.)

( 2) When You Want to give Your Nuts Some Air/Sac Free Underwear
BOBBITT BRIEFS (AKA "deli-cuts"):
-These stem from the first true road rage incident when John Wayne Bobbitt reported to police that Lorena cut him off
-While awaiting in the ER for the search party to return with the missing sausage link, doctors knew they needed to provide John Wayne with special briefs so that he could sit there impatiently but with pride and dignify, as well as openly look manly without his gun
-In this instance, his sacs were only free because his severed penis was flung in the air along a divided highway

( 3) When You Want to be Tracked and Followed/Forget Me Not GPS Panties
HIP BUGGERS:
-Their advanced technology has the amazing ability to tap into the feminine mystique and accurately measure IF she did or din't. Never be fooled again or feel proud because you didn't realize she was faking it.

( 4) When You Want to Fart up A Storm Without Dying From the Fumes/Underease Flatulence Filtering Underwear
SPASTIC COLON BUDDY-UNDY:
-No Comment (OVERKILL!)
-But One Lingering Question: Now that we fixed their a$$es, what are we supposed to do about all those awful faces and squiggly body movements they make when delivering the now-odorless blows?????

( 5) When You Want Your Underwear to Do the Talking/Stick Your Sign on Velcro Throng
SEXUAL HER A$$ WENT BRIEF:
-Whether more offensive than controversial or vice versa, these are for the upwardly mobile career woman with "convenient" velcro business cards and destined to become the new C.E.Ho.

( 6) When You Want to Go Around Bare-Assed But Not Naked/Backless Panty Brief
FRENCH CUT ORLANDO BLOOMERS:
-Backend--not 'backless'! (If you aren't sure which body part is which, you should reference "Grey's Anatomy".)
-Sorry to break it to you, dude, but you are homophobic to the max.

( 7) When You Want to be Watched Constantly/Wireless Digital Sports TV Bra
UNDERCOVER WIRELESS SURVEILLANCE BRA:
-Female vice agents finally have the perfect cover for infiltrating sports gambling rings. They simply walk in with their PlayTex on and tape everything while the preoccupied sports fanatics cluelessly watch the play-offs and openly place and accept illegal bets.

( 8) When You Don't Want Your Woody to Fly But Not Your Balls (sic?)/Ball Bra
BOYS' TOILET TRAINING SPORT CUP:
-Modeled after paint ball games, this clever toilet training game uses squirt guns and challenges boys to try not to get their things wet or wet their shorts

( 9) WHen You Want to be Seen In the Dark/Glow Light Thong
DALLYCUT LaysHer THONG:
-Cats will spend hours chasing a laser, and have a lot of fun doing so. Unfortunately, women have waited a long time for their Toms to "see the light"
-With 1 l/2 hour battery life on the thong, this means that you may go to bed at 7:30, but won't have lights out until 9:00...the time in between is fore play.
(No more 15 minutes of dame.)

(10) When You Want to be Ready to Shop at All Times/Convertible Shopping Bag Bra
WYNONNA RYDER BOOBY SHOP "LIFTER":
-When she gets stopped next time, her bag will be empty much to the dismay of the security guards, and the guards will only notice that she apparently recently had breast implants
-Tit for tat?

(11) When You Don't Want to Freeze Your Nuts Off/Ball Warmer Cozy
PROLONGEDJOHNS:
-From the makers of Viagra, these LongJohns for prolonged erections (4+ hours) help soothe the unfortunate and highly embarassed seniors while they wait...and wait...for things to calm down
-Hand-knitted, because everyone knows they want it to be soft after a really, really, really, really long, hard day at the doctor's office

(12) When You Want to Blind Them With Your Brilliance/Headlight Bra
HELLO-GENt BRA
-Women's first defense against men whose eyes drift and/or become fixated on something much lower than the women's eyes
-Simply flash the high beams and temporarily blind the perverts
-Guaranteed to pass inspection

BALLBRA

Submitted on January 29th, 2007 by Jonathan (not verified)

Excellent POST. I just ordered the BALLBRA.com Freak Package. :) all 9 ballbra's in all 3 colors. I will definitly enjoy this. Keep up the great posts.

found the Ballbra.com site here:
http://ballbra.com/(S(o21xhiurvpmmlf55ytchb4nf))/web_shop/html/productList.aspx

Interesting Site!

Submitted on March 7th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

I found this site after looking for "underwear like you use to wear". This site shows how imaginative some inventors have gone. It's amazing how there is always a market for those that dare to offer something different. If this site is eventually updated, I found another interesting style that some of us may even remember. Tiger Underwear sell double-seat briefs, a style very popular in the 1960's but then completely dissapeared from the market in the early 80's. 30 years later they are once again available. Check them out at http://www.tigerunderwear.com Tiger Double Seat Briefs

Tiger Underwear with Double Seat for comfort and longer wear

Submitted on June 11th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

I noticed that Tiger Underwear has moved to www.tigerunderwearstore.com

Great site and good looking underwear models!

A New Invention Made For Man's Briefs!

Submitted on June 14th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)

You must check this website out at www.4mansunderwear.com!

Nice balls

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