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I wrote this very clever piece several weeks ago on the 10 Ways to Buy Hillary Clinton . Well, no one read and I don't know why. I guess it was lame? Well, if I had this product to add to the list of Great Hillary Clinton products, perhaps my article would have gotten a better reception. The merchant for this calls it "Completely Nuts".
If it's not readily apparent what it is, it's a Hillary Clinton Nutcracker.
Here's a closeup of her face. Pretty good resemblance, I'd say.
You can order this useful tool at HillaryNutCracker.com or at Amazon
Well, I am sure someone can come up with a catchy comment to go with this precious gift idea. Anyone?
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Poor Mr. Bill...
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Steve LevensteinYou just know Bubba is gonna see this and moan "oh lordy, they got that right!". Hey, wonder if Hil gets royalties from sales, considering the frighteningly good likeness and all?
She's got bigger nuts than
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Amused and BemusedShe's got bigger nuts than anyone, so it must be hard for her to crush nuts without crushing her own.
What Hillary Would Say If She Made It To The White House:
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Anonymous Oral Roberts (not verified)"I did NOT have sex with that nut!!!"
"I Can Crush Nuts Almost As Well As
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)I can crush mens' egos."
People always did say I wore the pants;
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Anonymous Coke E. Roberts (not verified)I'm just now getting the nuts to go with them."
Yeah, that's a walnut.
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Anonymous Mr. Planter (not verified)But when I urinate, I make peenuts.
Hillary:
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Anonymous (not verified)This is one thing that does not require a village or community -- just a strong vagina and past exerperience with Kegel's.
When I Catch Bill Lying To Me,
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Anonymous Hillary (not verified)I serve him pee-cans or piss-tachios (red piss-tachios at least once a month).
Pee-stacios...too funny. :)
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by MichellePee-stacios...too funny. :)
I think she'd rather
Submitted on September 5th, 2007 by Anonymous Ernie (not verified)filbert between her legs.
Nut yuks...
Submitted on September 7th, 2007 by Steve LevensteinShe doesn't have much in the way of Mounds, so it looks like its gotta be Almond Joy. Hey, this'd work great on Crabs too, doncha think?
Hillary Name Change:
Submitted on September 15th, 2007 by Anonymous Obama (not verified)She can really stir people up, so I propose: Hellary.
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